SEX IS DEADOctober 22, 2020
Gtfo Michael, I don’t wan’t to do another zoom meeting. Zoom meetings are SO much worse than phone calls because they can see your video. At least on a phone call you can throw them on mute and make some food, go for a walk or use the bathroom. Being on Zoom is like being in a classroom, you have to sit there and pretend to pay attention. Especially worse because on video they can see your eyes. You can’t even read anything on your computer without them knowing you aren’t paying attention. STOP SENDING ME ZOOM MEETINGS. I LIKE TO MULTI TASK ON CALLS BUT I DON’T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A DICK. I HATE THAT YOU CAN BLOCK OFF 30 MINUTES OR AN HOUR OF MY DAY AND FORCE ME TO PAY ATTENTION FOR THAT LONG. ALSO YOUR BACKGROUND ISN’T FUNNY. I KNOW YOU AREN’T IN PARIS. STOP TOUCHING THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOUR AND LAUGHING. IT’S REALLY NOT FUNNY AT ALL. WE ARE ALL FAKE LAUGHING AT YOU, NOT LAUGHING WITH YOU.