Has your sex life diminished since the beginning of the pandemic? How about just your dating life? We’ll you’re not alone! Millions of Americas just like yourself have been suffering during the pandemic (tragic) and much of it is due to fact the that people don’t know how to ACTUALLY date. Before we get down and dirty and hear from some experts in the field (aka my lonely sexless/dateless friends), I’ve put together a Venn diagram to help explain what’s going on.
Now more than ever, young people’s dating and sex lives have taken a toll due to the coronavirus. Now that we’re 8 inches deep…er months…into the pandemic, every single person at this point has downloaded at least one dating app (if not more) to see if they could find the bae of their quaran-dreams. ‘Cause let’s be honest, those one liners aren’t doing the trick like they used to.
To get a pulse on the COVIDating scene, we polled some friends for their expert opinion. Here’s what they had to say:
While many of our friends complain about the struggle of dating during the pandemic, we can’t help but come to the conclusions as to why that is:
“You’re telling me we can’t just have sex and call it a night?” No, you can’t Jimmy. Have some class a go to a nice restaurant, spark up good conversation and actually get to know your date.
No, we don’t want to see the way your room looks. Yes, we can tell you’re not wearing pants…wait..is that…. another girl’s hair tie in the background?!
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by a catfish. Raise your hand if you’re naive enough to say no during online dating in 2020. 🙋🏼🙋🏻♀️
Here’s the deal. The answer is yes. But the answer is no, not in that way. But the answer is YES… so ask me about…so the answer is YES but the answer is also NO. So which… the answer you’re looking for is yes, but also no. Basically, 🥴. We all know the risks of the ‘rona but just keep in mind the um, medical, risks of dating.
Let’s be honest… dating sucks! Even before the pandemic. You have to get ready, spend some money and hope for the best all while barely knowing the other person. And ‘rona isn’t doing us any favors.
As you probably saw Group Chat News has upgraded to a dating service (you’re welcome). To show off our skills and help luck love-birds connect, we’re launching the first ever GC Match Maker segment!